"I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours."
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dekutree:

allanimeistrash:

8ae:

124:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

angular, clip art, and a mathematical constant relating circumference to diameter

what the fuck is a coffee pie

tiramisu

you guys are so dumb: you are an angle that is eating a cup of hot chocolate like pacman and it tastes like blueberry pie because you are sweet. its like none of yall ever talked to a girl before smh

dekutree:

allanimeistrash:

8ae:

124:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

angular, clip art, and a mathematical constant relating circumference to diameter

what the fuck is a coffee pie

tiramisu

you guys are so dumb: you are an angle that is eating a cup of hot chocolate like pacman and it tastes like blueberry pie because you are sweet. its like none of yall ever talked to a girl before smh

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adamusprime:

have we discussed this yet

adamusprime:

have we discussed this yet

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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

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Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

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whoopsrobots:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

Is this Australia

whoopsrobots:

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

Is this Australia

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coolscar:

*looks at ice cream* 

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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

image

Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

image

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tea-and-tumblr:

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

"wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming"

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