twwinkies:

if you had a really terrible phase where you were an offensive little asshole but you know better now i wanna let you know that i’m proud you were able to pull yourself out of that because some people just don’t know when to grow the fuck up but you did

congratulations

(Source: robotlynx, via celebrity)

posted 1 day ago with 81,222 notes

cumsock:

qarcon:

how do i apply for this job

i would accidentally step on atleast half of them 

cumsock:

qarcon:

how do i apply for this job

i would accidentally step on atleast half of them 

(Source: captain-happy-paws, via tinychatting)

posted 1 day ago with 227,603 notes

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via unsmokable)

posted 1 day ago with 325,772 notes

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(via pizza)

posted 1 day ago with 209,903 notes

posted 1 day ago with 643,641 notes

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via countrysal)

posted 1 day ago with 205,211 notes

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

image

(via theheartofmaria)

posted 1 day ago with 403,305 notes

abiblr:

fucky-str1pe:

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.

(Source: this-isakindness, via perks-of-being-chinese)

posted 1 day ago with 959,478 notes

calliopesmuse:

glencocobro:

sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

so powerful

This is beautiful and perfect and EXACTLY as the world should be.

(via haileybookky)

posted 1 day ago with 477,365 notes

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via pizza)

posted 1 day ago with 392,308 notes

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via theheartofmaria)

posted 1 day ago with 738,864 notes

evansoul09:

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

its been 1,981 years and it is still too soon

(Source: officialwintersoldier, via theheartofmaria)

posted 1 day ago with 117,053 notes
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